"I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting in my class." She put her arms together to show me how she would hold a pencil or pen.
"Are you in school?"
"Well I just finished medical school to become a medical assistant." Just then she got a phone call, swiped open the touch screen and effortlessly held the phone up to her ear. I waited patiently as she tried to work out some logistics with a family member. "That was my grandma. She’s on her way to pick me up and take me to my dance studio."
"Yeah, you should come to my performance."
I told her I would absolutely love to.
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thankyou ohmygod a friend linked me this literally 2 minutes ago and i was about to click it and i would’ve had a seizure you saved my life ohmygod im so grateful
I’m currently making inhuman noises.
thank you I will take one of these
First, Monica and Chandler will get married and be filthy rich, by the way. But it won’t work out. Then, I’m gonna marry Chandler for the money and you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. But then, we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids. And getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem. What about Ross? I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.
Team Free Will - Internal Monologue.
Sometimes I wonder if all of tumblr just congealed into the form of a person once and that entity then became sentient, named itself Orlando Jones, and became a professional actor
So how many of you are actually single right now?
social experiment for tumblr :)
single and ready to mingle
Can we match up everyone who has reblogged this?
yes yes we should
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